I farted with a lighter near my buttocks it hurts bad what should I do to sooth my pain?

Answer:
thats funny:) were you trying out for a jackass movie?
cortisone cream should help

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the only thing I can think of, is to do it again, let the lighter sit there longer.

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100 percent pure aloe

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If its on the anus use preparation H, its the only thing sensitive enough for there. If its on the buttock itself use a burn salve.

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I would say a warm, tepid water soak and a soft soaping.

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Why don't you get your boyfriend to help you out?

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Put your head between your legs and kiss your @$$ and make it allllll better.

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omg you stupid tard

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